Shingle Material
How many Kentucky basketball fans does it take to roof a house?Three, if you...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Perfect Day
The Perfect Day According To:HER8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses9:00 5 pounds lighter...
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?
How did Bill and Hillary Clinton first meet?They were both dating the same girl...
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas…
|The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there...
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?
What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond’s ear?Data transfer.
You Mama’s So Ugly…
- Yo Mama’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry,...
Slot machine winner
|A dumb blonde was standing in front of a soda machine outside of a...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...