Bad Timing
A Ukraine businessman who bought a pager for each member of his staff as...
What is 3 feet tall and gives me head?
What’s 3 feet tall and gives me head?My son.
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Sex For the Deaf
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that...
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Inventing Wire
How was wire invented?Two lawyers pulling on a penny.
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought…
After years with a psychiatrist, a man who thought he was a dog was...
Your Momma\’s so fat
Your mamma’s so fat, when she backs up, she beeps!
Runaway Wife
A male chauvinist tells his buddy over drinks, “I called the local insane asylum...