Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Training the blonde
|An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess. The route...
Plumbing
A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
I cannot find a cause for your illness…
“I can’t find a cause for your illness,” the doctor said. “Frankly, I think...
Your Momma’s So Fat..
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210″ is when she’s on...
Robbing a locked bank
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
At The Superbowl
At The Superbowl Bob received a free ticket to the Superbowl from his company....
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
A Lesson in Politics
A son asks his father, “What can you tell me about politics? I have...