Modems beat women
|Some reasons why a modem is better than a woman:A modem doesn’t ask for...
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
Smooth Flying
Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution…
That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the...
Stand Over There
Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man...
Not the best day.
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell...
Fish jokes 04
|What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?A flat fish!What...
Blow
what is the difference between a paycheque and a penis?you don’t have to beg...
Doctor’s Notes 4
I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the...