What is grey and comes in quarts?
What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.
Short Irish Jokes
|Q: Did you hear about the Irish abortion clinic?A: It has a 12 month...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
The sweet kiss!
There was a couple involved in a very bad car accident. The wife’s face...
Blonde quickies 41-60
Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place...
How To Drive Your Wife Crazy
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say,...
Prison vs. full-time job
|Prison life versus a full-time jobIn prison you spend the majority of your time...
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal…
This one New Yorker married himself a southern gal and brought her to the...
Balls!
Ok this idiot of the first order is invited for a game of golf...