Little Johnny was late for school…
Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,”Why are...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Condoms In Ears
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn’t get...
Yo Mama’s So Fat…
Yo mama’s so fat- Yo Mama’s so fat, she couldn’t fit in a satellite...
Yo mama in an elevator
Yo mama’s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go...
What is red and has seven dents?
What is red and has seven dents?Snow White’s cherry!
Tech Glossary
486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can’t afford....
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays…
Two prostitutes, after Christmas holidays:- What did you ask Santa Claus to give you?-...
His and her road trips
|HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks...
Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...