Not a foot
An extremely drunk man looking for a whorehouse stumblesinto a Podiatrist’s office instead and...
Insult Collection #4
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...
Beetle Experiment
One day, a blonde was left alone in a lab with a beetle. She...
The Blondes and the Spaghetti
What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?They both wiggle when you eat them.
Real Business Signs
On an Electrician’s truck: “Let us remove your shorts.” Outside a Radiator Repair Shop:...
There are no honest lawyers
|A lawyer named Impos Syble was shopping for a tombstone. After he had made...
Ribbet!
What is a frogs favorite drink? Croak-a-cola!
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6…
Two young brothers, aged 5 and 6, are listening through the keyhole as their...
Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan
|Michael Hoolihan was courting Frances Phelan. The young couple sat in the parlor of...