Actual excuse notes to teachers!
*** These are actual excuse notes teachers have received, spelling mistakes included. ***My son...
Memory Pills
Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient:...
Play on words :)
Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
Conflict of Interest
Having lawyers create laws is like have doctors create diseases!
English Lesson
The teacher of the fourth grade class was giving an English lesson:”All right class,...
Suzy’s Legs
There were three guys in a new bar that just openened and the bartender...
Deep Dark Secrets
At school, a boy is told by a classmate that most adults are hiding...
Movie Cliches
Herewith is a compendium of movie clich?s, stereotypes, obligatory scenes, hackneyed formulas, shopworn conventions...
She is angry at you
|Worried because they hadn’t heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring...