For Cat Lovers.
An aquarium is just interactive television for cats.Anything on the ground is a cat...
Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
Why are women’s breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time?Because...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding
“This is my tryout for Nascar.” “I’ve got to get back to Amish Country...
Prison and Work Compared
In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8′ X 10′...
Football Math!
A football coach walked into the locker room before a big game, looked over...
50/50 relationship
|How do men define a 50/50 relationship?We cook/they eat we clean/they dirty we iron/they...
Real advertisements 01
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Lost:...
Leroys
A man from the Welfare department was interviewing a lady who had requested assistance...
Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig
One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...