The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
2 guys at the bar.
Two guys were at a bar talking about how highly their wives thought of...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Confucious say
Confucious say…All who fly upside-down have crack up.He who stand on toilet high on...
May I borrow your dog for a few days?
|It’s for my mother-in-law,” explained the mourner at the funeral procession. Tightening the leash,...
Help from Canada…
PRESS RELEASE:Prime Minister of Canada to Visit Washington Statement by the Press Secretary President...
Kind of awkward
A guy goes to a girl’s house for the first time and she shows...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
Buckeyes vs Wolverines!
In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there’s a sign stating –...
Choo-Choo!
Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over...