First grade romance
An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after...
Sweet, Sweet Road Rage
An elderly lady was stopped to pull into a parking space when a youngman...
We’ve been robbed!
A farmer and his daughter were coming back from town with their money from...
An old man and an old lady are getting…
An old man and an old lady are gettingready for bed one night when...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?
What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish
How do frogs die?
|How do frogs die?They kermit suidide!
The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Off The Field
A woman called in a repairman to fix her television. Just as he finished,...