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Your mamma’s so fat when she wears a yellow rain coast outside I yell...
Playing music
|Last summer, the local orchestra decided to play Beethoven’s 9th symphony.However, it being quite...
Didja hear the news
|”Didja hear the news?” asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. “Harrigan drank...
Real news headlines 02
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Stud Tires Out...
Emergency doctor visit
A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
Bus Driver’s Parents
A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Rubbers
What does a smart man do with 365 used rubbers?? Makes it a tire...