THe guy who invented the hokey pokey’s funeral
eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey’s funeral....
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There’s...
Maggot Thatcher!
|Who is the worm’s Prime Minister?Maggot Thatcher!
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
What do Arabs do on saturday night?
What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their...
Yo mamma!!!
-I went into your house, took a booger of the wall and yo mamma...
Computerized Payroll (Y2K)
January 1, 2000Dear (enter employee name here)Re: Vacation PayOur records indicate that you have...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Day after Christmas.
It’s the day after Christmas and young Johnny rides his new bike up to...