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A missing person
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Helping the Doc!
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby....
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Resume Bloopers
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I can’t feel my legs!
A man wakes up in a hospital bed after a terrible accident and cries...
Few Gymnasts
Q: Why aren’t there many blonde gymnasts?A: Because when they do the splits, they...
The Slow Racehorse
The racehorse owner was annoyed with the running of his horse at the race....
This is what should happen to ALL CATS!
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What is the first symptom of AIDS?
What is the first symptom of AIDs?A hard, deep, pounding sensation in your ass.