The Apple Corps!
|What is the maggot army called?The Apple Corps!
If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have…
Q: If fathers have Father’s Day, and mothers have Mother’s Day,?.what do single guys...
Two fools are about to go flying
|Two morons stand on a cliff with their arms outstretched. One has some budgies...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Couple
There’s this couple and they’ve been dating for quite some time. He wants her...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
In the land of Oz
Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the HouseGingrich, and President Clinton are traveling in...
Why Dogs Don’t Use Computers
Can’t stick their heads out of Windows ’95. Fetch command not available on all...
Piano jokes
|Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A:...