Depressed Over Mother In Law
Why Steve, you’re so depressed today, what’s the matter?Ah, well, I have had a...
How to drown a blonde.
How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom...
Bumpy Stickers!
Clinton doesn’t inhale, he sucks USE CAUTION! 90% of people are made by accident....
How does a man keep his youth?
Q: How does a man keep his youth?A: By giving her money, furs and...
Talking Frog
My 75 year old Dad was taking his daily walk through the park when...
No Legs, Ditch
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a...
4 Docs and GW Bush!
4 Doctors were talking shop one day…An Israeli doctor said, “Medicine in my country...
Snowmen and Snowladies
What’s the difference between snowmen and snowladies?Snowballs.
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse?
When you go to the hospital how do you find the head nurse? Look...
Why can’t Chinese barbecue?
Q: Why can’t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill