Inseparable
We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last...
Beers for everyone!
A guy walked into a bar and said “Beers for everyone, even you, Bartender.”...
How many sheep do I have?
|There once was a blonde who was very tired of blonde jokes and insults...
Stuck under a bridge
|A truck driver was driving along on the freeway. A sign comes up that...
I Will Not
I will not waste chalk… I will not skateboard in the halls… I will...
Lawyer Means…
What’s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.
Elephant jokes 09
|How do you hire an elephant?Stand it on four bricks!What is the easy way...
Earn cash in your spare time…
Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!
Sinatra’s Obituary
Frank Sinatra, “Old Blue Eyes,” has died.Frank will now be known as “Old Closed...
Be Patient
A doctor dies and goes to heaven. St. Peter meets him at the pearly...