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Why do doctors slap babies when they are born? To knock the penises off...
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A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a...
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A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk…
A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn...
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If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
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One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...