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Q: What’s the difference between a penis and a paycheck?A: You don’t have to...
If Apple ran Christmas…
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Lucky dog
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What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
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Out of Paper!
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and...
What marketing is
Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a...
The Three Idiots
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Affairs With Men
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Holy Camel
A Priest, a Nun, and a Camel are crossing the desert.The camel falls dead.Before...