Caught napping excuses!
Some quick thinking to get out of the “caught napping jam!”…They told me at...
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book?
Why are there so many Jones’s in the phone book? Because they all have...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...
Escaping from a lion
Two guys in a jungle, come around a corner and meet a lion head-on...
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned…
Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.”This,” she said,...
Love & Marriage Quotes
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be...
The real Joe Schmoe!
Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore he was rather stupid. But...
Schingwers
Q: Why are Bill Clinton, Monica Lewinksy, and O.J. Simpson such bad golfers.A: Monica...
The third wish
A young man fell in a pit one day, and found a magic lamp...
The Proposition
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...