What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?
Why can’t you circumcise Iranians? – There’s no end to those pricks.
A fair warning
Tourist guide at zoo: “Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to...
Kids at the Wedding
|At a friend’s wedding, everything went smoothly until it was time for the flower...
Uncovering a scam
|The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and make...
I Love You
English….. Spanish….. Te Amo French…… Je T’aime German…… Ich Liebe Dich Japanese…. Ai Shite...
AM Radio
Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio? It took...
Happy Thanksgiving
I saw you across a crowded room. Among all the others that were there,...
Three envelopes
A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high...
Rein Him In
The newlywed couple asked the hotel desk clerk for a room and told him...