Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
One day in the Garden of Eden…
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Phone keeps ringing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pedestrians And Catholics
The traffic light wasn’t working on the corner of Broadway and 72nd Street, so...
Question answer 04
|What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?Sorry, it was...
Five penises
A man goes into a doctor’s office and says “Doctor! Doctor! I have fivepenises!”The...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Password selection rules
|CORPORATE DIRECTIVE NUMBER 88-570471In order to increase the security of all company computing facilities,...
Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much
The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese...
Here’s your fee schedule
|A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.”Alright,” the lawyer...