String Joke
A string walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink.The bartender...
Men Exercise On the Beach
How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they...
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms…
Two dwarfs pick up two hookers and take them to their hotel rooms.The first...
The Ocotpus!
A man walks into a bar and he has a pet octopus. He sits...
Good/Bad Girls
Good girls say ” thanks for a wonderful dinner”…Bad girls say, ” what’s for...
Crackers
Q:What do you get when a duck and a cow cross the road? A:Milk...
Good News At Work
A woman phones up her husband at work for a chat. . . .Says...
Newly issued alcohol warnings
|The Toronto Board of Health has proposed that warning signs be placed on all...
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor…
One afternoon this young girl knocked on the door of her neighbor,to chit chat...
Police chief hates you
|Ten Signs The Police Chief Hates You10. He sends you on drug raids….alone.9. He...