Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
51 Ways to Annoy Everybody
1) Pretend to be one of the Bush family. Doesn’t matter which. 2) Have...
Phonebook Dilemma
Why are there no phone books in China?Because there are so many Wing’s and...
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets…
Two mountain bred GIs were wandering the streets of calcutta when an old woman...
Doctor Bloopers!
*** Actual “bloopers” Doctor’s have written on patient charts. ***1. Patient has chest pain...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Short gender joke
|What is the thinnest book in the world?What men know about women!
Marine biology researchers have developed a new method…
“Marine biology researchers have developed a new method to fend off shark attacks. If...
insults part 2
He’s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He’s never slept...
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95…
Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. ‘Pop,’ he says,...