If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...
Get me an ambulence now
|A man, after being hurt, calls 911 for help.Man: Operator, operator, call me an...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
The Witch
Two old guys, like 80 yrs. old, went to a whore house and told...
What’s the difference between women and men?
What’s the difference between women and men?One has morning sickness, the other has morning...
Chapter Eleven
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and now...
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?That’s cute, but can it pick...
Homeschooling kids
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
Women’s Snappy Comebacks
Women’s Snappy Comebacks:Man: =”Haven’t we met before?” Woman: “Yes, I’m the receptionist at the...