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“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
The Drunk and the Nun
There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk, I...
Punctuation Changes!
Why English Teachers Are Important: The Words are the same. Only the punctuation changes…Dear...
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try…
A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Extreme Golfing
Three men are golfing. There is Jesus, Moses and an old man.They’ve been pretty...
What’s the definition of bravery?
What’s the definition of bravery?A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh…
Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to...
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?
WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent...
A-fishin’ We Will Go…
Seems about a year ago (1998) some airplane manufacturer employees decided to steal a...