Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
Polish Battle Ship
Q. How do you sink a polish battleship? A. Put it in water!
Medical Record Quotes
The following quotes were taken from actual medical records dictated by physicians. They appeared...
We could have been here sooner
|An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a...
Taliban Tank
How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it
Wedding Toasts 4
I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets...
Its Bedtime!
The bride lay in bed on the first night of their honeymoon while her...
The Layoff
The vice-president of a local company had quite a problem. He was toldby his...
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...