The Frenchman and the Italian…
The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Gotta love the unions!
Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse. The union denied...
And you thing you have it bad!
There’s a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking.The celery was like “Man, I...
Definition of Panda
A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich.He eats the...
Quotes from stupid 03
These are supposedly actual quotes taken from around the world. Newsreader, BBC Radio 4:...
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet…
A woman was terribly overweight, so her doctor put her on a diet.”I want...
Emacs acronyms
|EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Master of Arts Comes SimplerEMACS:...
even more blonde q and a’s
Q: What’s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...