Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
What is the future
|My horoscope read, “You’re going places and you can’t be stopped.”Apparently the cop who...
Seal
An Alaskan woman having car trouble pulls her Station Wagon into the local Exxon...
A Texan farmer goes…
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer...
Getting old when
|You know you’re getting older when…Everything that works hurts, and what doesn’t hurt doesn’t...
In Just 3 Words…
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally...
Burning Sensation
A guy goes to the doctor with a mysterious pain and tells the doctor,”Doctor,...
Pretty Big
A Texan goes to Toronto for a vacation.There he grabs a cab at the...
Let me say grace!
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...