You’ve been programming too long when
When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”. When asked about a bus schedule,...
Short Christmas Jokes
|What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?It’s Christmas, Eve ! How...
Entering into Heaven
A man arrives at the gates of heaven. St. Peter asks, “Religion?” The man...
A husband and wife were in their back yard…
A husband and wife were in their back yard, and he was noticing herexpanding...
What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?
Q: What do you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle?A:...
Men Are Like Popcorn
Why are men like popcorn?They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Nuns
The head nun at the convent says, “I found a pair of men’s underwear...
The Math Test
The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Bragging about old times
|Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days.”Why, my outfit...