The Boy Who Thinks He’s A Chicken
Girl to Doctor: Doctor, Help! My brother thinks he’s a chicken! Doctor: How long...
What is a Teenager?
By Bill AdlerA Teenager is…A person who can’t remember to walk the dog but...
Little Johnny- F in Arithmetic
Little Johnny returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.”Why?” asks...
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on…
A rancher from Central Arizona died and went on to the Great Beyond. As...
What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?
Q: What’s the quickest way to a woman’s heart?A: Straight through the rib cage.
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Having a baby
There were three ladies at the obstetrician’s office, waiting to see what their results...
Top 10 Signs You Are ‘Burned Out’
You’re so tired you now answer the phone, “Hell.” Your friends call to ask...
Crushed Nuts?
This old guy wobbles into an ice cream shop.He has a hard time walking....
A Jewish Mother
Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You’re going out? Yes....