Cooking
Yo mamma is such a bad cook that even the cockroaches throw up!
Behind A Steering Wheel
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?A: An air...
Grasshopper
A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, “Bartender, give me a drink.”The bartender...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Blondes and chocolate chip cookies.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 –...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
Indians and Polish
|There were two Indians and a Polish fellow walking along together in the desert,...
Little johnny’s gift
On the last day of kindergarten, all the children brought presents for their teacher....