Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Stagecoach surprise
|I had a dream the other night. I was in the old West riding...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Yard Work Sign Language
Yard Work Sign LanguageA couple is doing yard work and the wife goes to...
How is sex like air?
How is sex like air?It’s no big thing unless you aren’t getting any.
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?
Why shouldn’t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.
Insults
You’re so ugly, yo momma had to tie a pork chop around your neck...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
A stupid dog
While leading the Friday evening services, the Rabbi noticed a member ofthe congregation, Bernie,...
New Computer Virus
Did you hear about the new computer virus?It’s called the “Lorena Bobbit Virus”.Apparently, it...