Mom’s Brownies Recipe
Mom’s Brownies Recipe…Remove teddy bear from oven and preheat oven to 375.Melt 1 cup...
Home from the Air Force
A guy who was in the Air Force had just spent a year tour...
Employee evaluations.
Quotes taken from actual employee evaluations:1. “Since my last report, this employee has reached...
Bird jokes 03
|Q: How do you know that owls are cleverer than chickens?A: Have you ever...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
A Martha Stewart Christmas
|Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don’t need...
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting…
My mother-in-law is like a fine French Impressionist painting.She’s very lovely, but is best...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...