Weighing In
your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one...
Blonde protection
Q:What protection does a nymphomaniac use during sex? A:A bus shelter.
How to kill a blonde
Q: How do you kill a dumb blonde?A: Put a scratch n’ sniff sticker...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
Is there a God?
Is there a God?A billion Hindus can’t be wrong.
Windows 98 hourly tweaks
|11th-hour tweaks for Windows ’98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal “Impeach Janet Reno” messages in...
Soup you don’t want to eat.
What do you call a masterbating bull? Beef strokin’off.
An IRS scam
WARNING! PLEASE READ IMMEDIATELY! THIS IS SERIOUS! If you get an envelope from a...
To Stop The Polish Cavalry
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback?A: Turn off the carousel.
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!