Marriage quotes 02
|Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence–a life sentence.Marriage is very much...
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?
What did the bird say when his cage fell apart?Answer: Cheap-Cheap
Adultery
An old man went into confession and told the priest: “Father,I’m 81 married with...
Millennia Year Application Software System
Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a...
How to give your Cat a Pill.
1. Pick cat up and cradle it in the crook of your left arm...
Male translations
These translations are for all of you wonderful women out there, so that you...
New Chemical Elements!
Two new chemical elements have recently been discovered. Here for the first time is...
his mind
He has one of those mighty minds — mighty empty. He has a one-track...
20,000 Cockroaches
Customer: Do you have and cockroaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman....
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...