The blind skydiver
|A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was...
Two drunks
Two drunks are driving down the road drinking beer. All of a sudden they...
Stinky momma.
Your momma so stanky…when she passes by the toilet it flushes!!!
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy…
A bunch of Indians capture a cowboy named “Clint”, and bring him back to...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
You might be a redneck if… in bed
You’ve ever used lard in bed.
The Cowboy excuses
|Top Dallas Cowboy Excuses (for losing 1995 NFC Championship) From David Letterman – Tuesday,...
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?
How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven…one to mix...
Changing of the English Language
Changing of the English LanguageHaving chosen English as the preferred language in the EEC,...
Unfaithful?
An old Jewish couple was sitting around one evening and he says to his...