Psychiatric Hotline
Psychiatric HotlineIf you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly.If you are co-dependent, please ask...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
The Godfather
The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his...
The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired
The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 – The Resume Your resume is a...
Payback IS a Bit….
A man walks into a bar one night. He goes up to the bar...
I just needed to use your car
|After shopping for most of the day, a couple returns to find their car...
Women Need Four Animals
A woman needs only four animals in her life: a mink on her back,...
Terminology
Important Legal When a person assists a criminal in breaking the law BEFORE the...
Let’s see the world
|Two dogfaces were digging a foxhole. “What made you join the Army?” asked one....
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...