Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down…
During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddyback road encountered another car stuck...
Gems of Wisdom
The following gems of wisdom were gleaned from test papers and essays from elementary,...
50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose...
A different father
A very elderly couple is having an elegant dinner to celebrate their 75th wedding...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
That was no piccolo
|Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, “Who...
How do you make a cat drink?
How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve
If Airlines Sold Paint
IF AIRLINES SOLD PAINT . . .Customer: Hi. How much is your paint?Clerk: Well,...
More Blonde Q and A’s
Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS?...