Driver Has No Money
Sign seen on the back of a truck:Driver carries no money, his wife has...
Book Titles
“Bloody Stump” by: Rusty Zipper”Sliding Down a Flagpole” by: Dick Burns”Brown Spots on the...
Crushing a man’s ego real fast!
30 Things Never to Say to a Naked Man…1. I’ve smoked fatter joints than...
Ant jokes 01
|Where do ants go for their holidays?Frants!What do you call an ant who skips...
blonde and the puzzle
A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you...
Operas that never made it
|Britten: A Midsummer Nightmare.Mozart: The Magic Tuba.Puccini: La Bamba.Rossini: The Plumber of Seville.Verdi: Rigatoni.
Orange and Banana
Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Banana!Banana who?Knock Knock!Who’s there?Orange!Orange who?Orange you...
Sleep late!
|What is the best advice to give to worm?Sleep late!
Boomerang
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?A stick.
An extremely loyal fan
|There was a Packers fan with a really crappy seat at Lambeau. Looking with...