yo mamas so stupid…gumball
Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume…
The clerk showed the man the store’s most expensive perfume.”This is called ‘Perhaps’,” said...
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet…
35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the...
What do you call foreplay in Alabama?
What do you call foreplay in Alabama? ‘Hey sis, you awake?’
Watching for suicide
|Why do they put a suicide watch on death row prisoners? Why would you...
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss…
The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain...
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...
Making a bet at a bar
|Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when...