You Know You’re Out Of College When…
1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
Yo mama is so short
Yo mama so short she poses for trophies! Yo mama so short you can...
Signs for “every” job!
In the front yard of a funeral home, “Drive carefully, we’ll wait.”On an electrician’s...
Investment counselor
|An investment counselor decided to go out on her own. She was shrewd and...
Downsizing
Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time...
Why is sex like money in the bank?
Why is sex like money in the bank?Because when you withdraw, you lose interest.Sent...
Cartwheeling Blondes
What goes blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette?A blonde doing cartwheels!
Irishman went to a pet shop
|Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock....
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls…
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local...