Woman’s translations
|The wife says: You wantThe wife means: You wantThe wife says: We needThe wife...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Constipation Remedy
A Bama Graduate was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositories.A week later...
International airline
|Acronyms for International AirlinesItalyALITALIA = Always Late In The Air, Late In ArrivalALITALIA =...
Surgeon General Warnings
Surgeon General C. Everett Koop, in conjunction with research associate Dr. Ed Bluestone of...
Wealthy investors
|A wealthy investor walked into a bank and said to the bank manager, “I...
A dancing duck
A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table...
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit…
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old...
Business is business
A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of...
Cat jokes 04
|Q: What happened when the lion ate the comedian?A: He felt funny!Q: What’s striped...