A passenger announcement.
This is a passenger announcement. The train on platform one, two, three,four, five, six,...
Food for Thought
Patient: Doctor, you’ve gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into...
Heads and Tails
How is a dog’s tail like the center of a tree?It’s furthest from the...
Learn To Iron
Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to “iron,” then we coulddo...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Paranoid Idiot
Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important...
The drunk.
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
What is blonde, has six legs, and roams…
Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson’sdreams every night??A: Hansons.
Better prison foods
|Subject: You Deserve a Break TodaySan Francisco (UPI)–In what legal observers are already calling...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...