The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms…
Staring down from the bench to announce the terms of thedivorce decree, the judge...
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu…
Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he’d done so wellduring...
Grandmother Too
Grandmother and granddaughter were in the bank when three bank robbers walked in and...
OLD NEVER DIES 11
|OLD RADIOS never die, they just stop receivingOLD RAILROADERS never die, they just derailOLD...
Death by Stabbing
A woman in her 90′s is distraught after the death of her warm, caring,...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?Two.One to hold the...
OLD NEVER DIES 15
|OLD TEACHERS never die, they just lose their classOLD TELEPHONES never die, they just...
What was the first thing your husband said to you…
Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke...