With a mouse warming party
|How do mice celebrate when they move home?With a mouse warming party
Happens all the time
A guy starts talking to two women in a bar, they turnout to be...
The virgin and the farmer boy.
There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went...
The Difference Is ..
What’s the difference between a porcupine and the White House?With a porcupine, the pricks...
Dog Rules
Dog Rules…1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is...
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week…
A guy goes to a travel agent and books a two-week cruise for himself...
No rest on this island
A group of people were in a shipwreck and were stranded on an island.The...
IDIOTS & GEOGRAPHY
|After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss...
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder…
A man is walking along one day and he comes upon a ladder. Looking...
Got something
“Get this.” said the bloke to his mates, “Last night while I was down...