80 year old man
An elderly man goes into confession and says to the priest, “Father, I’m 80...
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
Bumper Stickers
** EARTH FIRST! We’ll strip mine the other planets later.** If you can read...
Inventing golf
Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, “I’m going to...
A man is almost about to die
|As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, “I cannot...
Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
The World of High Finance
A man walks into a New York bank, and says he’s going to Europe...
What’s your wife’s name?
|St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance...
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house…
There was a farmer, sitting on the front porch of his house this one...