A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City…
A German tourist walks into a McDonald’s in New York City and orders a...
Do you like my new jacket?
Do you like my new jacket?It’s great. Shame your body doesn’t suit it, though.
Yo Mama So Fat…
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this…New York, Chicago,...
Can I Smell Something
A guy goes into a bar and seats himself next to a hot looking...
Recruiting any and all pilots
|The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally...
The morning after…
Don’t hate yourself in the morning – sleep till noon.
Blonde Quickies
How do you get a blond out of a tree? WaveHow do you drown...
New Coin
A spokesperson for the U.S. Mint announced that a new fifty-cent piece was being...
Someone really stinks
|A young couple were on their honeymoon. The husband was sitting in the bathroom...
The Mummy!
An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a...