Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
Top Twenty Oxymorons
Top Twenty Countdown of the Best Oxymorons…#20 Found missing #19 Resident alien #18 Airline...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
The Mom Dictionary!
AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.ALIEN: What Mom...
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying…
An old man is sitting on the park bench crying. Another oldman sits down...
The Ongoing Note
Joe woke up one morning with an enormous boner and looked for his wife,...
The problem is at your end
|One of Microsoft’s finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
So, Who’s Workin’?
The population of this country is 237 million. 104 million are retired. That leaves...
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath?
What do you do when an epilectic takes a bath? Throw in your laundry.