Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
Oprectomy
Oprectomy KENMORE HOSPITAL 61 COMMONWEALTH AVE. BOSTON, MA. 02115 DATE:____________NAME:ADDRESS:Please be advised that your...
Difference Between Nun and Bathtub
What’s the difference between a woman in the bath tub and a nun?The nun...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Bad Breath
You’re breath’s so stinky I don’t know whether I should give you a breath...
The Kowalski
The Minnesota Fish and Game Comission wanted to develop a fish that would offer...
Blonde quickies 141-160
141. Q: Why did the blonde chick drown in the pool ? A: Someone...
come to the webbing
|What did the spider say to the fly?We’re getting married do you want to...
Killed Your Rooster!
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road...
The number twelve goes to a bar
|A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint...