Random Thoughts
Random Thoughts:When I die I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my...
Trust thy friend…
The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his...
The preacher buys a parrot
|A preacher is buying a parrot.”Are you sure it doesn’t scream, yell, or swear?”...
Hungry Lion
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat. He...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Cork it!
There were two teenagers and they just got thru playing basketball. So they went...
Washing the Dog
A young boy, about seven years old, was at the corner grocery picking out...
Naughty Emicons!
We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons,” where means a smile...
What does a camera and a condom have in common?
What does a camera and a condom have in common?They both capture that magic...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!